Lyin and Tiger and Zales, Oh My

Firstly, I got a Droid. I love it. I was a huge Blackberry Stan before I laid my eyes on the Motorola creation, and once I got it in my possession I was not disappointed. I'll go into more detail in later posts, but for now, just know that it's baller with a capital BALLER.

That being said, let's have some video fun!

A well-done (if in bad taste) parody of Google's search commercial from the Super Bowl.

Tiger, you know you messed up. And now there are hundreds of parodies and jokes swimming around the internets to remind EVERYONE of it just in case you slip out of the public eye.

What are you, foxes??

Maronzio Vance is a funny man.

What Did the Five Fingers Say to the Face?

I'm not a huge football fan, but I am American enough to treat the Super Bowl with the respect and attention it deserves (read: just another excuse to eat too much junk food and yell at the TV). Taking this into account, I wouldn't watch the Super Bowl if it didn't come with a tasty addition... Super Bowl commercials. I wasn't let down this year with a few notable adverts, but Doritos took the cake with their "Doritos Slap" spot. It hasn't gotten old in over 10 views and I don't foresee it doing so in the near future. If you've somehow been under a rock for the past 12 hours without tv, internet, phone, or even two cups with a string, please, let this be my gift to you.

Doritos Slap Commercial

Side Note: I'm taking a collection to try and raise money to adopt this kid. Donations are welcome, please contact me via email, Facebook or on my cell.

Juventus Rant

As I sit here and watch my beloved Bianconeri flounder against minnows Livorno I can't help but seethe at the utter lack of passion, creativity, graft, skill, etc. You name it, they don't have it. The players trot around the pitch as if defeat is a foregone conclusion with only a few notable exceptions to the rule. As I sit at my friend's computer, we are 33 minutes into the match and down 1-0. I have nothing more to say at the moment but something needs to change. If things continue this way I can't see a bright future at all for my Juve.