I'm gonna make this brief, but here's what's been going on in my life recently:
I was in a car accident in which a car swerved in front of a truck, and I was unable to stop in time, ramming my beloved Audi A6 into the back of a construction pickup. Because both of my airbags were deployed, the insurance company declared my whip totaled. Right now I'm currently driving a Pontiac G6 rental and looking for a new piece of metal and leather to drive 2 miles an hour so everybody sees me. Or really fast so only the cops do.
The only injuries I sustained in the accident were a small cut on my left hand, the loss of my car and a little bit of hurt pride.
Moving on to happier news, I needed a haircut so I decided to get a fade, taking it back to when I was 12 years old. If I do say so myself, it looks pretty good. My brother also bought me a pair of white Nike Air Max 90s with the rainbow bottom, so that makes me a bit happier.
I'll be back later with more updates on my life.
2 comments:
i hope you don't think í'm going to buy you some shoes soon, that would just be wishful thinking. that's BS, nobody buys me shit. hahahaha
and yes I will rant
haha, dude, appreciate the skillful flipping of accident into hilarious post.
"...looking for a new piece of metal and leather to drive 2 miles an hour so everybody sees me. Or really fast so only the cops do."
Awesome.
Dig the hair too. Just lopped mine off as well, though can't say I'm rockin' a fade.
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